Girls Future Jokes

Ladki - Swami ji mujhe future
dekhna sikhaa do.... .
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Swami - apni Ankhe band krke

apna gaal aage karo.... .
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Girl - are nahi karungi aap kiss kr
loge... .
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Swami - le dikh gaya na future...
=DD

girls shockZ

swami ji rockZ

Love Kiss Jokes

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha

Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai

To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre k Muh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha
orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.”

Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par

Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola.

Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.”

Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......??

Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.. Pb

over smart girls jokes

Girl to shopkeeper: bhai koi acha sa shampoo dayna.

shopkeeper gives him one shampoo bottle.

Girl: aur is Kay sath Jo gift Hai woh tou dou...

shopkeeper:koi gift nahi Hai

Girl : magar bottle pay tou likha hai 'dandruff free'..=)) :O :D
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ye ladkiaa bhi na ... :p

Aashiq Jokes

Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha kar
raha
tha.
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Girl: Tumhe pata hai, peeche
meri Maa aa rahi hai.
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Ladka: Tu Tension Na Le Hum
Khandani Aashiq hai,
Teri maa ke peechey mera
Baap
aa raha hai..:p =D :D =))
Girl Shocked - Boy Rocked.

हिन्दी जोक्स

फिल्मी अंदाज में स्कूली जीवन

स्कूल: अपनी तो पाठशाला मस्ती की पाठशाला.

ट्यूशन: इधर चला मैं उधर चला.

मैथ्स: अजीब दास्तां है ये, कहां शुरू कहां खतम.

साइंस: आ खुशी से खुदकुशी कर ले.

भूगोल: मुसाफिर हूं मैं यारो.

एग्जाम: जहरीली रातें नींद उड़ जाती है..

रिजल्ट: जीया धड़क-धड़क जाए..

पास: आज मैं ऊपर, आसमां नीचे..

फेल: जग सूना सूना लागे..

Intelligent Girl

Ek couple date pe restaurant jata hai.
Guy- Tum kya khaogi?
Gal- Jo bhi tum khaoge.
Guy- waiter! Menu le aao
Gal- Sharmaate hue! main bhi Menu khaungi.

Ladki ko Purpose Kha par kare

Pappu Se Uske Ek Friend Golu Ne Pucha.

Golu: “Yaar Pappu, Ek Baat To Bata, Ladki Ko Purpose Karne Ke Liye Sabse Safe Jagha Konsi Hai?”

Pappu: “Mandir”

Golu Hairani Se: “Mandir Hi Kyu?”

Pappu: “Abe Kyuki Vaha Ladkiyo Ke Pairo Mein Chappal Nahi Hoti“

Attitude of Girls

When a Boy Sends a Dirty SMS..
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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards that to Her Friends(Girls)
Then Replies to the Boy
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"Eww, I don't like such stuff,
I am not that kind of girl" :Pb

Hindi Jokes for kids

EK STUDENT KI KAHANI:

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Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi,
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aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rhi
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Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya
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or kal raat fir ek honhar studnt
bina padhe so gaya..:pb

Best Friend Girlfriend

Friend or girlfriend me kya fark
hota hai.....??
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Friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete hai..
Aur
girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum udhar lete hai..

Hindi Paheliyan with answer free online for kids

Ek shop hai jaha har kisi ko english me bolna hota hai,

ek roj waha par Santa aata hai jise thodi bahut tooti footi english aati hai.

Santa waiter se kehta hai ki '' half circle, full circle, half circle, A, half circle, full circle, right angle, A.'' mujhe laker do, to batao usne kya mangaa...!

Madam Jokes

Madam: Ek ped par 5 birds hai, 1
aadmi 1 birdko goli mar de to Kitne
bache
Student: Ek bhi nhi.
Madam: Kyo
Student: 1 ko marne par baki ud
jayenge.
Madam: Ans waise to galat hai but
tumhare sochne ka tarika achha laga.
Student: Main ek que puchhu

ma'm?
Madam: OK
Student: Ek bench par 3 ladkiyan baith
kar icecream cone kha rahi hai.
Usme se ek icecream chat
rahi hai, Ek choos rhi hai, Aur ek kaat
kar kha rahi hai. to batao unme se
married kaun hai.
Madam:Jo choos rahi hai wo
married hogi
Student: No Ma'm jiske gale me mangal
sutra hoga wo married hogi.
Waise apke sochne ka tarika
mujhe achha laga :P
jise aaya samjh thoko Like
baaki Pogo dekho..

Pappu Aur Dadi

Pappu- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap
Papa
Mummy
Mai
Bahan
Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge,
Pappu- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge
Dadi- Nhi Beta
Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi- Chup kar Kuutte
Chal So Jaa…

Santa ki Ladaii

Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai
santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi
hone wali hai.
pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali
hai.
juice wala- kab hogi ladayi
santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .

Santa Jokes Shayari

Santa public toilet gaya to Diwar par likha tha.
"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur
Tu yahan baitha hai.
Santa niche likh aaya..
"Bas tatti kar ke hum bhi nikal rahe hain"

Fail Ho Gya.!

Father :Tumhare Rezult ka kya hua?

Son: Headmster ka beta fail Hai.
Father : Aur tum ?
Son : Doctor ka beta Bhi Fail Hai.
Father : Aur tumhara result kesa Aaya?
Son : Wo Wakeel Ka Beta B fail Ho gaya Hai.
Father: Kamine me tera puch raha hun.
Son: To Tum konse obama hai tera beta b fail hai!!

Makhi ki khani

Hum to yun hi Paani ko gaur se dekh rahe the yaaro.......... .
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Itne mein 1 machhli nikal kar boli.
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Kaminey.....
Tere ghar me maa behen nahi hai kya..?????

Hathi Weds Chinti

‎1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain