Bikhari Jokes

Bikhari ek aadmi se bola- Baba andhe ko kuch rupay do!

Aadmi- Mai kaise maan lu ki tum andhe ho??

Bikhari- Aapko samne wale khambe par bethi chidiya dikh rhi h?

Aadmi- haa, dikh rhi hai

Bikhari- Muje nhi dikh rhi hai..

Father to Son

Dad:  Math vich fail kyo ho gya?
Son: Ist day teacher kehti 5+3=8
Agle din kehti 6+2=8
Fir kehti 4+4=8
SALI khud hi confuse hai menu ki padhayegi??

Jokes

New theory:
Arument win the person, but lose the relation,
so don't argu with your friends just..
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Slap them & say, Kam bol kam

Boys

Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Because: There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future...

Santa & Banta

Santa aur Banta Raat  k 12 Bje Road par Gum rhe the..
Santa: Bhut Garmi hai yaar.
Banta: Haa yaar, Din hota to khi chhaya me beth to jate..

Tension

Ladki ne raste me Lift Mangi
Raste me uski Tabiyat kharab ho gye
Aap usse hospital Le Gye
Dr. Bola Mubarak ho!!  Aap Baap Ban-ne wale hai!
Aapko TENSION
Aap Bole mai iska Baap Nhi.
Fir Ladki se Pucha...
Ladki: Ye Hone wale Bache k Baap hai.
Aapko Aur Jyda TENSION 
Fir Police aye
Aapka Medical Check-up Hua,
Report aye ki Aap to kbi Baap ban hi nhi skte!
Aap ne khuda ka sukriya kiya aur khusi-khusi Ghr aa Gye..
Fir socha ki Ghr par jo 2 Bache hai vo Kis k hai????
Aapko ab Sbse bdi TENSION..

Baby to Police

Ek chota bacha road par potti kar rha tha,
Police ne usse pakad liya.
Jab Usse le jane lgeto bacha bola,
"O kanoon k rakhwalo, saboot to utha lo".

Santa on Internet

Santa is searching these keywords on the Net....
"Free Dinner in 5 Star Hotel"
On Google
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Search Result:
"Indian Lgte ho"

Gift

Ladkiya ek Dusre ko Gift Deti Hai...
Flower
Perfume
Necklace
Earrings
Suit

Ladke kya dete hai?
Ans- Ye Le Ladki ka Number, Bas mera naam mat Btayeo..

Wife To Husband

Wife: chalo na aaj baahar chalte hia aur drive main karungi..
Husband: o hoooo matlab jayenge car mein, Aur aaayenge kal ke Akhbaar MEIN..

Santa to Wife

Santa- Shanti ko bulao
Wife: kon apni vo kaamwali.
Santa: Haa wahi.
Wife: kyo?
Santa: Dr. ne kha hai ki goli khao or shanti k sath so jao..

Santa Banta

Banta accident se Mar gya...
Santa uske ghr afsos k liye gya,
Aur pucha Body aa gye kya?
Tbi Body le k Ambulance aa Gye.
Santa- Lo Batao, KItni Lambi Umr hai...

Malik to Nauker

Malik: Abi Tk Tune machar Nhi mare? Mere kaano me gunguna rhe hai.
Nauker: Machar to maar Diye hai, Ye to unki biwiya Hai jo vidhwa ho ke Ro Rhi hai..

Girl To Boy

Girl to her Blind Boyfriend
Girl: Kash Tum Dekh Sakte ki Mai Kitni Khubsurut Hu..
Boy: itni khubsurut Hoti To kya Aankh wale Tuje Chod Jate?  Aandha hu, Pagal Nhi..

Dulhan

Shadi me Dulhan ko Ghungat me kyu rakha jata hai?

Socho

Socho

Nai pta

Taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jye ki
Abe ye To Meri Wali Thi...

Girl To Boy

Girl- I Love You
Boy- I Love You 2
Girl- Tum Mujse Kitna Pyar Krte Ho?
Boy- Jitna Tum Mujse Krti Ho..

Girl- Kamine....! Iska Matlab Tu bi Muje Dokha De Rha Hai...

Chor

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gya.. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 420 number press karke samne wala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayega. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate-jate chor us lock se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai..!!!

Chuhia & Bnder

Chuhia Ped Pe chadi to Bnder ne Pucha Upar Kyo Aye?
Chuhia: Apple khane....
Bnder: Ye To Mango Ka Ped hai..!
Chuhia: Saale Tu Zada Chaudhary Mat Ban Apple sath laye hu..

student

10th class ka student: mein fail hona chahta hu.
Dost: Kyu?
Student: papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aya to science dilvayunga,  2nd aya to Arts, Aur fail hua to Shadi.

Father to Son

Papa- Beta jab tu 1 galti krta hai to mara ek baal white ho jata hai..
Beta- O ! ho.. Ab pta chla ki dada g k sare baal white kyu hai?..

Sardar to Nauker

Sardar: (Ramu se) Jao Mere podho ko pani de dekar ayo..

Ramu: Malek barish ho rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chlega, chata leke jao…

Boy to Girl

Boy: kal mai tumhare ghar gaya tha, Ab lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
Girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha..!!!

Santa Banta

*Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol...,  woh padosi ka beta hai...!!!!

*Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…