Tuesday 17 July 2012

Pappu Aur Dadi

Pappu- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap
Papa
Mummy
Mai
Bahan
Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge,
Pappu- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge
Dadi- Nhi Beta
Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi- Chup kar Kuutte
Chal So Jaa…

Santa ki Ladaii

Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai
santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi
hone wali hai.
pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali
hai.
juice wala- kab hogi ladayi
santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .

Santa Jokes Shayari

Santa public toilet gaya to Diwar par likha tha.
"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur
Tu yahan baitha hai.
Santa niche likh aaya..
"Bas tatti kar ke hum bhi nikal rahe hain"

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